My Next Thirty Years is the first episode of the second season of The Ranch and the twenty-first episode of the series overall.

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After Heather drops a bombshell, a visit from Abby's parents is the last thing Colt needs -- and they all end up at church together on Christmas Eve.

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Remember Christmas as a kid? It was the best, you know.

You got games and toys and Uncle Billy gave you a couple of beers, watched you run into shit. As an adult, all you get is underwear and your family.

— Rooster to Darlene.

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Scene: Closing credits.

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